Whorescopes: Aquarius Szn

Is it just us or was Capricorn szn highkey a grab bag of chaos and tomfoolery? Thankfully, this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Aqua girl, you are right on time, as per usual. The new year has settled in and you’ve pulled up to get our asses in line. OoOoo I love it when you flex on the entire zodiac with your dom top energy. Buckle up, beloveds—it’s Aquarius szn.