OnlyReviews: Boomer Banks
There’s thick. There’s massive. And then there’s Boomer Banks.
Boomer Banks is not a newbie in the gay porn world; the mere mention of his name is enough to send shivers through one’s rectal walls. And so while his recent venture into OnlyFans is no surprise, it does add to his absolutely gigantic presence.
In addition to performing his specialty act (topping), Boomer sometimes goes above and beyond for extra credit, but there’s no brown-nosing here—the fleet water runs VERY clear. Boomer once described OnlyFans as a “farmer’s market for porn.” Turns out, he’s right—folks are hungry for farm-to-hole goods.
Boomer’s photo section exists, but it’s not exactly thriving. Around a dozen old photos make up the entirety of the menu in this section of the page. The photos highlight what broke Boomer into the industry, the three little words that when said in sequence will make your hole sing a song in A minor: large uncut dick.
They say the camera adds ten pounds, and it is clear exactly where they went. With each click through, you can hear a Bottom’s legs opening from outer space. These aren’t your run of the mill lying-in-bed dick pics you’ll get bombarded with on Grindr though; they at least have the idea of art direction, but not exactly the execution. Meaning you can see it from the front, side and behind, but they aren’t really geared to the horniness of this particular platform.
The boldest is a full frontal photo on a very busy NYC subway platform, but the public sexcapades pretty much end there.
Boomer once described OnlyFans sites as a “farmer’s market for porn.” Turns out, he’s right—folks are hungry for farm-to-hole goods.
The videos are what you came for (or to)! His experience in the industry gives all three of Boomer’s legs an up when it comes to knowing how to direct and produce content of his own. These aren’t just your standard homemade video clips that you share with crushes (“allow replay”) on Instagram, these are feature films. Videos average over 20 minutes long and many of them are really well produced! Cameramen! Lighting! Stage makeup! As of now, there are only 17 videos on the site, but like bottoms who eat ass, they’re small in number but mighty.
In a video with Rhyheim Shabazz, Boomer bottoms while a large single picture of himself is displayed on a TV screen in the background. A level of narcissism I could really get behind, if it weren’t for the palm tree made of LED lights sitting on a meticulously placed towel in the background. Why is it sitting on a towel? Does it get watered? Is it about to bottom?
There is a lot of foreplay. This queen spends so much time on his knees you’d think it was a Catholic mass, but it is high value foreplay. You can even see some salt and pepper pubic hairs, something I didn’t know I was into until I witnessed it for myself. Locations are mostly under-decorated bedrooms and Boomer’s couch, with the exception of a very good public sex video featuring Max Adonis in the woods. There are no threesomes or group action on the page for those who like company, but there is plenty of passion. Boomer loves to kiss. With all the time he spends in other people’s mouths, he should offer dental insurance.
This queen spends so much time on his knees you’d think it was a Catholic mass…
Boomer’s dick has seen more white cake than the institution of marriage. For all there is to say about an industry vet creating content that sometimes mirrors longstanding issues within the gay porn industry at large, Boomer’s success and existence alone are a challenge to the industry’s status quo, and his page features things you don’t always see in the work of larger porn studios. The page features work with two great performers Billy Vega and Trip Richards (both of whom are trans) in two of the best scenes of the page.
Boomer’s success and existence alone are a challenge to the industry’s status quo, and his page features things you don’t always see featured in the work of larger porn studios.
On the hole
The page covers a lot of ground for one that’s just getting started. His years in the industry can absolutely be seen in the work put out on the site. From editing to angles, Boomer knows his way around a camera. And at the current rate of upload, some really great content is to be expected. The page delivers content the way Boomer delivers his sex: raw and uncut.
Price: $$ (average)
Noise Level: Average
Average video length: 20-25 minutes
Production value: No Sandra Lee, but still semi-homemade.
Makes personalized videos/photos? Yes
Uploads regularly? Yes, weekly if not more often!
Top, Bottom or Vers? Vers but mostly top.
What the Fleets mean: Ratings range from zero to five fleets. Zero, is poor, failure or scam. One fleet is satisfactory. Two fleets is good. Three fleets is very good. Four fleets is excellent. Five fleets is superb.